[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.josu.cz\/cim-nas-muzi-prudi\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.josu.cz\/cim-nas-muzi-prudi\/","headline":"\u010c\u00edm n\u00e1s mu\u017ei prud\u00ed","name":"\u010c\u00edm n\u00e1s mu\u017ei prud\u00ed","description":"My, \u017eeny, chceme st\u00e1le vypadat skv\u011ble. Ne\u017e v\u016fbec se p\u0159ibl\u00ed\u017e\u00edme k objektu na\u0161\u00ed touhy, m\u016f\u017ee to trvat i dlouh\u00e9 minuty, ne\u017e se nal\u00ed\u010d\u00edme, ne\u017e se rozhodneme, co si v\u016fbec obl\u00e9kneme a zariskujeme i balancov\u00e1n\u00ed na vysok\u00fdch podpatc\u00edch, proto\u017ee to mu\u017ee vzru\u0161uje a opticky n\u00e1m to prot\u00e1hne nohy. Pro\u010d n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed mu\u017ei\u00a0 nemaj\u00ed dost soudnosti na to, […]","datePublished":"2017-08-23","dateModified":"2023-05-07","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.josu.cz\/author\/#Person","name":"","url":"https:\/\/www.josu.cz\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/5522eb0fc8481dea5f6519f6a0b15ee2c46358d48429b281fd7c49cbb5a929f9?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/5522eb0fc8481dea5f6519f6a0b15ee2c46358d48429b281fd7c49cbb5a929f9?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"josu.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.josu.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a298385_w2131_t1508753359.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.josu.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a298385_w2131_t1508753359.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.josu.cz\/cim-nas-muzi-prudi\/","wordCount":449,"articleBody":"My, \u017eeny, chceme st\u00e1le vypadat skv\u011ble. Ne\u017e v\u016fbec se p\u0159ibl\u00ed\u017e\u00edme k objektu na\u0161\u00ed touhy, m\u016f\u017ee to trvat i dlouh\u00e9 minuty, ne\u017e se nal\u00ed\u010d\u00edme, ne\u017e se rozhodneme, co si v\u016fbec obl\u00e9kneme a zariskujeme i balancov\u00e1n\u00ed na vysok\u00fdch podpatc\u00edch, proto\u017ee to mu\u017ee vzru\u0161uje a opticky n\u00e1m to prot\u00e1hne nohy.Pro\u010d n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed mu\u017ei\u00a0 nemaj\u00ed dost soudnosti na to, aby si uv\u011bdomili, \u017ee pokud se svl\u00e9knou, tak chceme taky pod\u00edvanou a \u010d\u00edm n\u00e1s dok\u00e1\u017eou zaru\u010den\u011b zprudit? N\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed, jak kdyby to d\u011blali \u00famysln\u011b…\u00a0Spocen\u00fd chlap\u00edk s kol\u00e1\u010di v podpa\u017e\u00ed nebude to prav\u00e9. Ano, pot do jist\u00e9 m\u00edry m\u016f\u017ee p\u016fsobit jako afrodisiakum, pokud tedy hovo\u0159\u00edme o kr\u016fp\u011bj\u00edch, kter\u00e9 se objev\u00ed p\u0159i spole\u010dn\u00e9m milov\u00e1n\u00ed.\u00a0P\u00e1nov\u00e9, pokud si mysl\u00edte, \u017ee se sta\u010d\u00ed p\u0159ed sch\u016fzkou osprchovat a navon\u011bt, jste na omylu! Rozhodn\u011b je p\u0159\u00edmo nutn\u00e9 obl\u00e9knout si i \u010dist\u00e9 oble\u010den\u00ed, v\u010detn\u011b spodn\u00edho pr\u00e1dla.\u00a0N\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed mu\u017ei se v posledn\u00ed dob\u011b r\u00e1di vyholuj\u00ed. Ka\u017ed\u00e9 z n\u00e1s se l\u00edb\u00ed n\u011bco jin\u00e9ho. Co ale odrad\u00ed ka\u017edou, je rozhodn\u011b hru\u010f, \u010di jin\u00e1 t\u011blesn\u00e1 partie poset\u00e1 milimetrov\u00fdmi jehli\u010dkami. Ne\u017e toto, je lep\u0161\u00ed se neholit v\u016fbec.\u00a0Pono\u017eky! Tohle je kapitola sama o sob\u011b. A je jedno, jestli jsou v sand\u00e1lech, nebo zatuchl\u00e9 v jin\u00e9m druhu bot. Asi nejhor\u0161\u00ed no\u010dn\u00ed m\u016frou je nah\u00fd mu\u017e, kter\u00e9mu nezbylo p\u00e1r vte\u0159in, aby si p\u0159ed aktem pono\u017eky sundal!\u00a0Pokud u\u017e m\u00e1me tu \u010dest vid\u011bt obna\u017een\u00e9 mu\u017esk\u00e9 prsty na nohou, je nep\u0159\u00edpustn\u00e9, aby nehty byly \u0161pinav\u00e9, dlouh\u00e9 a zanedban\u00e9, nebo dokonce pl\u00edsn\u00ed posti\u017een\u00e9.\u00a0A\u010d jsme \u017eivo\u010di\u0161n\u00fd druh a jist\u00e9 zvuky k n\u00e1m pat\u0159\u00ed, m\u011bli bychom se ovl\u00e1dat. \u017deny s t\u00edmto probl\u00e9m v\u011bt\u0161inou nemaj\u00ed, ale mu\u017ei si r\u00e1di ulevuj\u00ed, ani\u017e by p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161leli, zda je to vhodn\u00e9. Je\u0161t\u011b hor\u0161\u00ed snad je, pokud k tomuto p\u0159idaj\u00ed n\u011bjakou r\u00e1doby vtipnou hl\u00e1\u0161ku. Ano, je to sice p\u0159irozen\u00e9, ale zkuste si to nechat na toaletu.\u00a0A na z\u00e1v\u011br \u2013 jak s n\u00e1mi mu\u017ei jednaj\u00ed. Nejsme patn\u00e1ctky n\u011bkde na diskot\u00e9ce a nesbal\u00edte n\u00e1s tak, \u017ee na n\u00e1s vyjedete: \u201eZlato, poj\u010f na to!\u201c a za\u010dali jste n\u00e1s osah\u00e1vat, nebo si rovnou rozepnete kalhoty. Pokud tedy budou ale \u010dist\u00e9 a vy upraven\u00fd, tak vlastn\u011b pro\u010d ne?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        4.4\/5 - (12 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"\u010c\u00edm n\u00e1s mu\u017ei prud\u00ed","item":"https:\/\/www.josu.cz\/cim-nas-muzi-prudi\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]